Friday, 3 September 2010

A real change in direction then

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So received this in my email inbox today - just when you thought you had received it all....

"hey there, not sure if this is your thing or not or if you can be bothered travelling but I wanted to run something past you.I am looking to arrange some fun with a mate on here, strictly NSA, shes also in Edinburgh and would accomodate. Could be fun, would love to hear your thoughts, oh and trust me you both wouldn't dissapointed. By the way her user id is ******* go check her out and see if you would be happy going down on her"

WTF seriously.... Am I giving out the wrong vibes or what?

And no P &R I am NOT doing it... so dont read this and think I am

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

The bitch is back - bitchier than ever

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Oh god where to start. Been involved in a few "episodes" as it were - nothing to right home about. One being "Mr I want to be in a serious relationship with you so can we go exclusive" but Im actually just going to continue to serial date behind your back!!

I mean come on! Really

I am beginning to think that something is not quite right about me lol. I mean I think I look alright, I have a decent life. I think Im pretty good in bed but maybe Im not - maybe Im crap. I think I should get myself a few "technical" books to see if Im doing it right!!

Anyhow I am back and I'm back with avengeance. No more Miss Nice Gal (as if I ever was that) but the shell is even more hardened now and I aint taking no prisoners... So have re-instated dodgy internet dating membership and within 20 mins the mails are bouncing in

Here we go poppets - feast your eyes on this!

Oh dear god

Why oh Why!

Candidate one - age 36, location Turkey
I don't know whether you know that your face so cute and lovely. I want to know you if possible why dont we arrange a holiday in Turkey? Hug you
I responded with " sure yes of course" Why don't I sent you £500 and you can arrange all the flights etc are your end? Really looking forward to meeting you. Maybe we will fall in love and get married and you can come and live in the UK"

Candidate 2 - age 39, Falkirk
hiya howsu. im ...... 39falkikr 6ftbrownhairblueeyz mdbuildsingleguy. wldliketotalk. kanemailpicsletmeknow
Response - I believe PC World are offering a free repair service for broken spacebars, go checkitoutandseewhatheysay

Candidate 3 - age 32, Edin
Hi there, whats your favourite app on your phone
Response - "how to tame your psycho inner self - whats yours?

Candidate 4 - age 34, Edinburgh
Hi shoegal, loved your pics and your height even more... Would love to chat more, if you are interested let me know, if not then my loss but someone elses gain. Good luck

Not replied to him yet but I will, he seemed nice

So there you have it, the dating elite in my in box, great start!

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